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An Unexpected Party => Chat & Games => Topic started by: Barabal on October 29, 2015, 02:16:56 AM

Title: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Barabal on October 29, 2015, 02:16:56 AM
You wake up in jail with the character above. Again, pretty self- explanatory and not really serious.


(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33200000/Pen-lope-Cruz-in-Volver-penelope-cruz-33286678-560-299.gif)

"You remember 'at thin' I told you not to touch? Mind not touchin' it next time?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Iarmiron on October 29, 2015, 02:21:53 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GdF3UM5.gif)

"Err, let's see...we pillaged that ship...an' then we drank rum...an' now I 'ave a gun an' ye're here..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Bowen on October 29, 2015, 02:36:49 AM
(http://cartermatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Jamie.jpg)

"I'm sure this is entirely your fault."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Wei-Tao Ning on October 29, 2015, 02:50:23 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/77339b6764da603aa43d37ba6c21dffc/tumblr_inline_mwy6utXuGP1r3zmpt.gif)
"We're going to be here a while, if you throw around that accusation, Bowen."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Barabal on October 29, 2015, 02:55:15 AM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lipn5eDhIS1qae6ufo1_500.gif)

"Ning, love, when I said don't piss off the lord, I meant don't take 'e silverware from 'eir dining room."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Bowen on October 29, 2015, 03:02:22 AM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/c025c10a4cf13f9ff9af6a11998d54eb/tumblr_n4hxmebDNO1twi7jjo1_500.gif)

"So, captain... since we're here..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Wei-Tao Ning on October 29, 2015, 03:07:50 AM
ignore the words
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/4a3c4dbc7bb68493959ecbde2d70324e/tumblr_inline_mwy6vnJuqF1r3zmpt.gif)
"Do I look like the captain, Bowen?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Barabal on October 29, 2015, 03:13:03 AM
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22300000/Penelope-gifs-penelope-cruz-22331129-500-266.gif)

"...'At must've been it. You're not goin' drinkin' again."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Wes on October 29, 2015, 03:23:27 AM
(https://images.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=http%3A%2F%2Fia.media-imdb.com%2Fimages%2FM%2FMV5BMTQ3MzI2OTE3Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjAxODY2Nw%40%40._V1._SX576_SY324_.jpg&f=1)

"Um...why are we here? Or why am I here too? Also do you need me to try to stick my hand through the bars and reach the key hole? I really don't mind"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Iarmiron on October 29, 2015, 03:32:08 AM
(http://i1088.photobucket.com/albums/i340/timcurrycouk/tongue_zps77476019.gif)

"Well, ya see, lad. We was tryin' ta git somethin' nice fer ya Grand Mary..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on October 29, 2015, 04:01:10 AM
Picks the door open before giving an audible 'ah!'  "Well, as fun as this has been, best be off."

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/31be3a452ed0e466e54d1c0a8825cb4c/tumblr_mfyxxgyxvS1qetpu1o6_r1_250.gif)
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Malia on October 29, 2015, 05:46:48 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luddjl4B6l1r2sbcq.gif)

"Alright... this is... new..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Rhaw on October 29, 2015, 05:53:19 AM
(http://i1.wp.com/www.randyhilarski.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Monkey-Safaricks-Zoo-Zoologico-Panama-Capuchin.gif?resize=772%2C436)

*Is plotting how to escape*
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on October 30, 2015, 05:30:36 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/46b8adb0e7ca4f0fd94055a383011a60/tumblr_mxoc3m2oM41rh2p4to4_250.gif)

"When i said that the monkey did it, this is not what i suggested as a solution!" Glances at the monkey. "This is your fault."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Qi-Li Bai on October 30, 2015, 06:24:43 AM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/97226c4d46e4a72cdeb325ffcb295a65/tumblr_nm4rdjebZn1t084lbo3_400.gif)
"Is this the real life... or is this fantasy?..."

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/208fd9df8640f07594201aa5643de7fc/tumblr_n4iffujUJh1qedb29o1_r1_400.gif)
"... I jst made mslf smle ..."

see what prison does to Bai? XD hades is also aware that it is bruce lee but donnie yen is violent despite all of his movie where he ends up behind bars
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on October 30, 2015, 01:53:52 PM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/8f1c5d8e640a166839239830f5238baf/tumblr_mftcprW1KZ1r7m2juo2_250.gif)

Glances back at Bai, "On second thought, maybe I wrote off the monkey too fast!" At least that one was quiet.

(http://38.media.tumblr.com/7c20533f266cf592301b56b7c35c0f03/tumblr_mftexi1PTj1r7m2juo8_250.gif)

"How and why are you here for that matter?"

Haha I saw it and at first I got confused. But that explains it! But no, he doesn't seem to learn!
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Qi-Li Bai on October 30, 2015, 04:15:29 PM
(https://boswelling.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/sobbing.gif)
*dramatic sobbing and looks at Vashti*

(http://static.tumblr.com/f557f49dbc8ebf4bb7eab51924c9f457/jcdarg2/fmln65qmm/tumblr_static_dc7l2oq1ixskcgsck08ko4ws0.gif)
"honestly... I do not know... What about you?"

Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on October 30, 2015, 04:49:19 PM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5ajltXSNN1ql9rca.gif)

"Lost track of why a bit. All I know is that there was a two goats, a piper, a one-legged smith named Joan, and a monkey."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Qi-Li Bai on October 30, 2015, 05:06:17 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde4gvEAMb1rtjxul.gif)
*pounds on the jail cell*
"LET ME OUT OF HERE!! D8"

"........."
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/22400000/Jack-Sparrow-GIF-johnny-depp-22453635-500-200.gif)
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on October 31, 2015, 01:11:13 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/d631f81288eeb6ce5911447c9385d3d7/tumblr_mftexi1PTj1r7m2juo4_250.gif)

"...." Rolls eyes.
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Castamir on October 31, 2015, 01:14:11 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls2fozgylO1qkqis8o1_r1_500.gif)

"As I live and breathe. Look who finally got caught."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Alaric on October 31, 2015, 01:24:12 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/666241f4f5a8fe9e5c0835a451456517/tumblr_inline_mx045zDPwf1rh83yc.gif)

"I swear on the breath I have left to breathe, s'the last time I trust you when you say 'I have an idea'."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Castamir on October 31, 2015, 01:27:16 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lji516SFEQ1qbhtrto1_500.gif)

"You'll still have to trust me to get us out. You don't have many choices."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on October 31, 2015, 01:31:22 AM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qyz5hPI21r68pt3.gif)

"I'd sooner chew glass than trust you with that. No offense, but last time I trusted you, well, look where that got us."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Castamir on October 31, 2015, 01:41:42 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltv4e39kZD1qkqis8o1_500.gif)

"Apparently you would rather stay here than trust me to get us out, too."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on October 31, 2015, 01:49:23 AM
(http://31.media.tumblr.com/d43e9b718437a0cbe1e34a7afd44369b/tumblr_mgvtystcP91rkd5e4o3_250.gif)

"Actually, yes, that is accurate."

(http://31.media.tumblr.com/5e5e8d2a80d0956e9b316ca968987a2e/tumblr_mgvtystcP91rkd5e4o4_250.gif)

"Just make yourself useful and keep watch while I pick the lock, yeah?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Isaac Brandywood on October 31, 2015, 01:51:01 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/a9716f2a6806e98c263ada98884b1a85/tumblr_mo552yWnNG1rgjyqbo1_r1_250.gif)

"...this must be a mistake!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Dyri on November 09, 2015, 03:51:24 AM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/d576b2046c0e426579fc701e3989fdfe/tumblr_niyhbc7Es61s67vjho6_400.gif)

"...Who are you?" Looks at the halfling. "Why am I here?"

(https://38.media.tumblr.com/44b50d964c2f0970a7b4474841376d1f/tumblr_niyhbc7Es61s67vjho5_400.gif)

"Well, I don't know whose idea of a joke this was, but I'm sure I have my keys... somewhere."

Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Oliver on November 27, 2015, 04:58:29 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/QeC2Fel.gif)
"Well, yes, but... I have a sonic screw driver, whatever that is... Hades had it lying about..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Celeborn on January 29, 2016, 05:28:18 AM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/3b0218222b91b2452bdd5c7802548be5/tumblr_inline_nlwreoqhUS1s37lcb.gif)

"And that helps us how?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Thaleni Black on February 09, 2016, 05:51:29 AM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/56/ce/84/56ce849b3ef31215ba9eb6e21f269ac4.gif)
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Njördr on February 12, 2016, 08:13:34 PM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/7bfbb1899b9141ce578f2a37c0aa131f/tumblr_inline_nczi0jJGpZ1so10o6.gif)

"It's getting far too cramped in this cell. Need... to... get... out."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on February 12, 2016, 08:54:14 PM
(https://49.media.tumblr.com/447d8105a966bcd42dd1fa0ad6fd5053/tumblr_nzbqrarg4c1uutgwwo3_500.gif)

"Well, you are small enough. I'm sure that if I push you - and you wiggle enough - we can get you out. Easy peasy."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Cenric on March 24, 2016, 03:25:12 AM
(https://33.media.tumblr.com/b8219d02021a075917c05815a1da3c94/tumblr_inline_o347n30yao1qgt12i_500.gif)

"There are certainly worse people for me to be stuck in jail with..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Thorin Oakenshield on March 25, 2016, 01:20:49 AM
(https://31.media.tumblr.com/55c253bf6436a39d974a24533fb03640/tumblr_inline_nusd67OJzY1tcxs63_500.gif)
*there are no words*
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Celeborn on April 19, 2016, 04:34:00 AM
(http://kep.cdn.index.hu/1/0/676/6768/67689/6768960_4e062aa8d9d92a4e1e513ccce30b0172_wm.gif)

*simply glowers while using telepathy to ask Galady to come rescue him*
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Fritz on April 19, 2016, 04:41:52 AM
(http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5djfaB2Kr1r45o83.gif)

"This...this is your fault isn't it?!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Celeborn on April 19, 2016, 04:49:41 AM
(http://45.media.tumblr.com/9ae4924314411e7a7ff31624b54e859f/tumblr_nhqaghLPLb1qczcsmo4_250.gif)

"How do you reckon that exactly?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Elladan on April 19, 2016, 08:21:31 PM
(http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/10-03-2015/UF0uHP.gif)

"Grandfather, I swear I did not do anything too... Serious."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Elrond Peredhel on April 21, 2016, 03:17:43 AM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/b1df1642a9e7ee5a2d4eee2b849af89f/tumblr_inline_o4znz5PBlv1tl4znt_500.gif)

"Huh. So what did you do this time?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Barabal on May 14, 2016, 08:35:42 PM
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2497848/penelope-cruz-2-o.gif)

"'Is time? Where to start..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Belegil on May 14, 2016, 09:38:20 PM
(http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/24900000/Evita-Gifs-antonio-banderas-24940120-500-200.gif)

"We do not have time for stories, miss!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on May 14, 2016, 11:18:22 PM
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/7eb12b2b7457798ee1cb5d8f630d873a/tumblr_mx70wpRD341rkdiuxo2_250.gif)

"Well, unless you're in the mood of losing your shirt in all four, I think our options are limited."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Jyu Ayen on May 15, 2016, 01:34:39 PM
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1wvq8d7tZ1r7euxy.gif)

"If we're both thinking about the same thing, I'm always in the mood."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ioreth on May 15, 2016, 02:04:17 PM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/0609a4e4c8968545faf307bf68563fda/tumblr_nmbpvwcQgM1s3u5lno3_r1_500.gif)
"If you don't stay in your corner of these cells, I will break your bones one by one and name them all while doing so."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Trenardir on May 22, 2016, 05:37:30 AM
(https://45.media.tumblr.com/58182109feea8de093362e3f0de30a44/tumblr_o4rz210JMV1u84skuo3_500.gif)

"You can't mean that."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eriende on August 06, 2016, 02:49:05 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/7Z0rrOIJblu4E/giphy.gif)

"Do not test me."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Hallbjörn on August 06, 2016, 12:01:18 PM
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/eefad1ec585823034b75831fd8331b9f/tumblr_inline_mqoy5byCi71qz4rgp.gif)

"A woman who talks tough, I like that, but if you can hold your sharp tongue for just a moment and distract the guards... that'd be... useful."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on August 07, 2016, 02:08:28 AM
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/f1677ebe6b073606910f42c1150dbf42/tumblr_inline_n1ttyoXVRH1rsud01.gif)

"No shit; and how exactly do you suggest we do that? I'm all ears."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Féren on August 07, 2016, 05:21:32 AM
(http://67.media.tumblr.com/9396ae86d581e92a213911f32905386a/tumblr_o0wgogvuEE1qhzcuxo5_250.gif)

"You can stay here. Pretty sure you belong here. And I'll be leaving."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Kay-Meriadoc Brandybuck on August 07, 2016, 03:05:28 PM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/75699451b0f8625196f4d069633e88b4/tumblr_nvigim8SZb1u9hzkjo5_500.gif)

"You look like you came up with a brilliantly devious plan to get here!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Kargach on August 07, 2016, 03:33:35 PM
(http://www.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/kian-egan2-460x258.jpg)

Um, less Devious, more...poor clothing choice apparently. This shirt has been deemed illegal, per the warrant. *shows warrant* I do hope your reason for being here is more interesting
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Thorin Oakenshield on August 07, 2016, 11:53:56 PM
(http://33.media.tumblr.com/86cb6043f88a2dd37329649e937444a7/tumblr_n6c5jjIml01r5o80vo2_500.gif)
ugh, that shirt is ugly... wait, are my thoughts showing on my face? I have to say something...

(http://67.media.tumblr.com/c6f470e57a758dae8a2668c810a8d5e8/tumblr_nhcy1cdrP71u2p6mro6_500.gif)
"Elves
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Annis on August 08, 2016, 09:00:57 AM
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24200000/Annie-annie-sawyer-24207363-250-176.gif)

"What was that? You're... mumbling."

(http://37.media.tumblr.com/2de900c156986434fdfdbc5810c14d19/tumblr_nagkp8eCGJ1rp16h7o2_250.gif)

"Wait, are we in jail? HOW DID WE END UP IN JAIL!?!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Thorin Oakenshield on August 08, 2016, 07:21:44 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/e8aab6dda4c61e3d566059d44f6994a7/tumblr_o1fggxzNsS1sns9vwo1_500.gif)
"Annis!"

(https://media.giphy.com/media/13YBD8dnrEoWTC/giphy.gif)
"I really don't know...I am sorry that I cannot answer your question."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Anardil on August 09, 2016, 01:14:43 AM
(http://media.tumblr.com/4bdb2449e8910290c9a707aa92be58fe/tumblr_inline_mus18gsMsD1qk6e8d.gif)

"I must have drank far too much to be found in jail with a Dwarf."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Elanor Brandywood on June 12, 2017, 02:58:36 AM
(http://i037.radikal.ru/1103/e9/33935a09804d.gif)

"Hobbit. Not dwarf. Not that it is important at this point..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Bilbo Baggins on June 14, 2017, 04:02:51 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/26hitHZkziR9y0Wk0/giphy.gif)

"Yes and...wait? Miss Brandywood? Wh-whatever are you doing here? Me I understand, Lobellia went and got the judge to listen to some fake nonsense...or this is that Elf prison again, c-come to it where exactly are we?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Celeborn on June 14, 2017, 04:21:59 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/377b9ac37118952532c278527c295bac/tumblr_opk9fcZHVo1tikavso2_250.gif)

-is rather amused by Bilbo's ramblings- "Elf Prison? You must mean Thranduil's Halls. Shall I ask my wife to come rescue us, Master Baggins?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Elanor Brandywood on June 14, 2017, 04:34:06 AM
"Elf prison - again? Oh dear - oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! This is most definitely not ideal. I. This. We..." Laughs.

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/8192cd009b310fd40aefebe9cadecb85/tumblr_nrt3nxM0vh1t2kks8o1_500.gif)

Blinks and looks at Celeborn and back at Bilbo. "Mister Baggins, are you aware there is an elf sitting next to you?"

Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Bilbo Baggins on June 14, 2017, 01:38:43 PM
(http://media.riffsy.com/images/3ca2581bef984980e81203841a6c009f/tenor.gif)

"I...well...there wasn't time for the grand tour..."

(http://media.riffsy.com/images/311f22621e054b911270e89463db5022/tenor.gif)

"No, no, so sorry Miss Brandwood, it can't be that if he's here, well I'll just see if we can't save all the parchment work and just liberate the lock. I did it once before"
*since Thranduil already knew about it doesn't figure it's a secret anymore and so doesn't worry over Celeborn hearing*
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Elanor Brandywood on June 14, 2017, 08:10:25 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/IwbLS00xmF440/giphy.gif)

"You have done this before? Of course you have..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Milo Hayward on June 14, 2017, 09:54:23 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/TGHxNQL.gif)
"Oh, well, perhaps leaving would be a terrible idea, the food is actually quite good."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ihsan on June 24, 2017, 12:17:08 AM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/a68ba1887dd8535f44fcf095f17a8958/tumblr_nzobhrNWkp1up42jgo3_500.gif)

"Right. Food."

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/6be923c8561b67047859062d89f33a8c/tumblr_nzobht5EW01up42jgo5_500.gif)

"Well, as fun as this has been, I'm leaving."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 03, 2017, 02:53:32 AM
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4bnvacL931qm7lgwo1_250.gif)
"And we have a long day ahead of us!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ihsan on July 03, 2017, 03:42:56 AM
(http://aws-cdn-01.shemazing.ie/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/hearing-this.gif)

"Egh... my head... what happened last night?"


(http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmff1qt3U1qf61iuo1_500.gif)

"What are you doing here? What am I doing here? What happened?!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 06, 2017, 02:47:31 PM
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5a/1e/5a/5a1e5a68e4755fb2375f0a33aac79e8e.jpg)
"Well, well, well... fancy seeing you here, too!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Linsey on July 06, 2017, 03:18:29 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/4ebbccf154d0bf09b56c901cb2ce6039/tumblr_o1f84e2YeI1qb1wyvo6_250.gif)

Clinging to the bars. "Excuse me - sir, sir! I can assure you that this was all a misunderstanding! And what a misunderstanding it is! With all due respect, look at yours truly, do I really look like someone to star in a brawl? An accident! Yes, that is what it was - though I should probably have not been so quick to take, well, yank the flaggon from the man's hands, but how was I supposed to know it would fly out my hand? Itslippedout!Yes!Slippedoutfrommyhandandjustsomehowmanagedtohittheotherman'shead... Hello? Sir! SIR! Are you listening to me?" Sighs. "I guess he can't hear me."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 06, 2017, 09:52:45 PM
(https://i.giphy.com/media/kguOkqwlShB96/giphy.webp)
"Lindsay, it's okay! Calm down."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Linsey on July 06, 2017, 10:06:06 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/c7adb5c3033af822390ca709403f08a0/tumblr_ojdoz8eG7r1tl9bd2o2_400.gif)

"Wait. Was he ignoring me?" Tries glancing through the bars, before glancing back. "I think he was ignoring me!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Rhaw on July 06, 2017, 11:36:49 PM
(http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/monkey-hubcap-steal1.gif)

pretend the hubcap is something more ME-y
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Wes on July 07, 2017, 04:47:17 AM
(https://38.media.tumblr.com/09e6314e284246fbfacef8f84d0402b9/tumblr_nqkcbliTMH1uz2vhvo3_400.gif)
Ignore text

"Rhaw...Rhaw...over here, come here, get the key over there, see it?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Malia on July 07, 2017, 12:30:04 PM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu80nm5OnV1r0l0ib.gif)

"Heheh heyyyyyyyyyyyy, boss! Sooooo, how're we getting out?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 07, 2017, 01:46:30 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/tobCpjX.gif)
"Well, okay, let me think...."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ihsan on July 07, 2017, 11:18:00 PM
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/YaW0IqyO0O4pO/giphy.gif)

"How is that working out for you?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 07, 2017, 11:26:43 PM
(http://cdn.skim.gs/image/upload/v1456342599/msi/DJ_tooth_fairy_zrkz2q.gif)
"I really don't need this from you right now... hush and let me think..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ihsan on July 07, 2017, 11:31:08 PM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lner9inxqf1qe3pm6o1_500.gif)

"Uhuh... Try not to hurt yourself, big guy.
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 07, 2017, 11:50:42 PM
(http://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/whw1p3ozsqrzkwlzjesw.gif)
"Okay, I think I have an idea... It's going to require a rope, a dog, and a banana..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Rhaw on July 08, 2017, 12:12:49 AM
(http://static1.businessinsider.com/image/552670ea69beddac3f4a0b90/monkey-1.gif)

*is totally confused*
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 08, 2017, 03:40:11 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/4b7914ffbe619859e91b220eb2a4e827/tenor.gif)
"Okay, and maybe a monkey... now I just need a guard..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Daerwyn on July 08, 2017, 04:09:51 AM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcwwh0LoCq1qdwpa0o1_500.gif)

"A strapping man as yourself has need for all those things?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on July 08, 2017, 04:10:20 AM
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/37000000/Bela-Talbot-supernatural-37012641-245-170.gif)

"Or, you know, I could pick the lock."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 08, 2017, 04:15:41 AM
(https://media.tenor.com/images/73ad0e1e4aa9c2418e9c08521c69b0b0/tenor.gif)
"You mean you'd do that?
@Daerwyn, well I was gonna use the rope around the dog and the banana to lead the dog, but the monkey will do the same... "
*huh look on his face as he prepares a makeshift weapon made of the tin cup and bowl*
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on July 08, 2017, 04:22:06 AM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/e930fea8be7a338571bad4ac2f3eb5c1/tumblr_inline_nkehzqD2SI1scq4k2.gif)

"Uhh, yeah. Easy peasy."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Belegil on July 08, 2017, 04:31:43 AM
(https://fat.gfycat.com/OrneryExcellentJohndory.gif)

"Are you sure about that, Vash?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on July 08, 2017, 04:42:17 AM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/31be3a452ed0e466e54d1c0a8825cb4c/tumblr_mfyxxgyxvS1qetpu1o6_r1_250.gif)

Halfway across the hall by that point.
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Belegil on July 08, 2017, 04:57:08 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/d68f56808083fa40f21000c8e487927c/tumblr_mnf9gqM4Pv1s158dpo1_500.gif)

"I like a girl with spunk."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Sefaedra on July 08, 2017, 04:07:55 PM
(http://www.aveleyman.com/Gallery/ActorsR/15173.gif)

"I've got good ale in the workshop if we get out alive. Anyone got clothes they can spare, by the way?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Nauroval on July 08, 2017, 09:36:52 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EIRvdqBgCdE/TnoIg1_tYGI/AAAAAAAABGk/fhMirQAEHww/s400/golden+eagle2.jpg)

"...no...why'd you let yourself be shaved, or whatever, if it's such a problem? And I am more concerned with getting out of this box" *pecks at again*
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Rhaw on July 08, 2017, 11:12:32 PM
His plan: (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/74/59/2a/74592aa402511c46a88b10c7ff5bef8e--chicken-pictures-chicken-coops.jpg)

What he actually does: (http://images.mentalfloss.com/sites/default/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/tufted%20capuchin.jpg)
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 11, 2017, 03:52:56 AM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/0d985a2857ceda65670e9162a271670e/tumblr_oi3onlaoT41rz2cbjo10_400.gif)
"This is noooot working out how I planned..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ihsan on July 11, 2017, 03:59:36 AM
(https://media1.giphy.com/media/bkgaRnbhgXdao/giphy.gif)

"There is a monkey in my cell. Why is there a monkey in my cell? Why are you in my cell?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 14, 2017, 02:03:41 PM
(https://i.giphy.com/media/1425Phl57E2cak/giphy.webp)
"Well, you see... last night..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ihsan on July 14, 2017, 11:25:08 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/x73i86N.gif)

"Eldred. Focus."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 15, 2017, 03:58:23 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/ZZqgPqHJSTFaE/giphy.gif)
"I have never been more focused..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ihsan on July 16, 2017, 12:14:36 AM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/5b75d644e8aa2c6aaf11f1f09b12215c/tumblr_mhbifas49w1rlmk9so1_250.gif)

"Oh, really? Because it looked like you were trying to be... distracting... rather than explaining what happened."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 16, 2017, 08:29:10 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/90c082306448ff1533859349d3d63f2e/tumblr_oq9wazzZvG1u2kv15o1_400.gif)
"You think I'm distracting! ;3 That's adorable."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ihsan on July 16, 2017, 08:38:40 PM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/d458546f74ed341fbf9bf2101ee3ac84/tumblr_inline_obvg5nfxiv1scq4k2_250.gif)

"I... What? No."

(http://68.media.tumblr.com/006b284f6866cd32996b2eccb126c80f/tumblr_inline_obvg66HlYs1scq4k2_250.gif)

"Can you stop that and help me get us out of here?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on July 16, 2017, 08:51:40 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/ca1fce52382caae66338b10dd561b80b/tumblr_os6je7BDXO1wqulwxo1_540.gif)
"Well okay, but first you have to tell me something... does this orange make me look fat?"

Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ihsan on July 16, 2017, 09:09:53 PM
(http://68.media.tumblr.com/a0e624df14310aabf675fa8d49fd30c7/tumblr_inline_mii00oeAVE1rompwx.gif)

Goes back to trying to open the door
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Nauroval on October 13, 2017, 03:53:23 AM
(http://s10.favim.com/orig/160622/avengers-gif-os-vingadores-elizabeth-olsen-Favim.com-4438230.gif)

"Need a wing or hand?"

Shh, don't ask me how the eagle got powers, I dunno! :D
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on January 21, 2018, 10:13:31 PM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/MTquL6z8U1qKY/giphy.gif)

"Well, I can certainly say the bird is a first..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Eldred on March 29, 2018, 11:51:58 PM
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ec/44/46/ec44467aa65dd600ce3188ebb6b5b5f7.gif)
*wondering if he knows this woman, she seems familiar, but obviously something is a bit off*
"Ah! I know what it is... I'm in JAIL!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Harper on March 31, 2018, 02:18:04 PM
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/401db96231a8b55014da15466d47cd5e/tumblr_ompxs4noie1w5wm1fo3_540.gif)

"Well I can't solve that issue for you...but hold on, I think I picked up a pick or something at the last village we can use..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Rhaw on September 05, 2018, 01:06:25 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/IYoImuHCLvzXO/200w.gif)

*Works on bribing the guards with...something possibly questionable*
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on September 24, 2018, 12:58:53 AM
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/7d0435e70be5f2336a533c80675a3bf0/tumblr_n27pvlhW1U1rkdiuxo5_250.gif)

"In my defense, telling me to stay out of the wine cellar was basically inviting me to get into the cellar."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Belegil on September 30, 2018, 05:49:19 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/vLH7ofJCPCmzK/giphy.gif)

"Now,Vash, if I had only known that you wanted wine, you only need ask. I have plenty at my home. Now, do you think you could get us out?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Bilbo Baggins on October 02, 2018, 02:37:02 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/vzGHyKFvZKRyM/giphy.gif)

"Good-Heavens-it's-like-I'm-with-the-dwarves-again...Um, not that the talk of wine isn't...very fascinating, but can we return to the escape plan? Yes? We had one of those?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Vashti Ada Tohrein on October 02, 2018, 03:00:05 AM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/efd0c331d4816b3bfab5ad534b8c3f89/tumblr_my9bocOnOu1qh7ov5o2_250.gif)

"Dwarves? Well, they sound like a delightful bunch, Master Hobbit. Now if I can borrow you for a second, mayhaps I can push you through these bars. That'll do it."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Samwise Gamgee on October 02, 2018, 03:19:56 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/6ia6DZpd8ZcBy/200.gif)

*sobs* "I'm in jail. I don't why. And a pretty lady is trying shove me through the bars! WHY?"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Arwen on October 26, 2018, 02:13:14 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/ivXWWb9.gif)
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Elrond Peredhel on October 26, 2018, 03:53:58 AM
(https://78.media.tumblr.com/7023539e57001ed79e2f06310a9b1db1/tumblr_n2ec5vaTHA1qggczbo8_250.gif)
"Arwen? I expected this of your brothers but not you!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Fritz on May 11, 2019, 03:11:18 PM
(https://66.media.tumblr.com/1bf0f5697a8c06d9c2b26030a46cbc82/tumblr_nxivnst2Ag1she1iko1_250.gif)

"It's not that the accusation of some of my brothers ending up in jail before me is...wrong...one comes to mind, but...how does an Elf know this and..why did I get arrested with one? Oh my mother won't be pleased..."
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Samwise Gamgee on September 04, 2019, 04:48:19 AM
(http://66.media.tumblr.com/d767f46b492e65a388ac21ea223c1c0d/tumblr_mis8wg86Wm1r9jlito5_500.gif)
"How is it I keep ending up in jail? I should never left the Shire."
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xVFmAFrqubM/Uiw61D2NhII/AAAAAAAADsA/PTVjMpVsLMI/s1600/tumblr_lrkjrqM7T61qgm4lio1_500.gif)
"I blame Gandalf"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Dagmar on September 05, 2019, 03:20:00 AM
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/5d08262494b8f2ab2dced578ef755b1a/tenor.gif?itemid=11138703)

"Ok, we're gonna pry the bars open, ready...go!"
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Ginger Dúnhere on September 06, 2019, 04:08:42 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/26FLiFv9d08WI5WEg/giphy.gif)
Thinking:
oh the sweet darling dwarf... I wonder if she knows how nearly impossible that is...

(https://media3.giphy.com/media/3iDvcw853wUbAeD6tQ/giphy.gif)
“Okay! Let’s do this!”
Title: Re: You Wake Up In Jail...
Post by: Anlaf on September 07, 2019, 04:37:49 AM
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/E70tYxrH6rzcA/200.webp?cid=790b7611c5fcb7effdf0a924cb79edb79b8760757dd0dc72&rid=200.webp)

"My daughter's optimism will uplift the world, but yes my sharp knife and brute strength will no doubt do better against those bars! Stand back"